What a Milking Table Massage Is (and Why People Can’t Stop Talking About It) If you’ve ever wondered what a milking table massage  is and why it seems to have such a mysterious reputation, you’re not alone. It’s one of those things that instantly sparks curiosity… and for good reason. Think of it as part massage, part fantasy, part mind-blowing experience that leaves you feeling relaxed, teased, and completely taken care of. Let’s break it down. So… What Is  a Milking Table M